Buffet Browsers Pillows

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Obsession with the Internet.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Happy hour.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Customer Convention

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

Face Painting.

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

S. S. All You Can Eat

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

Bowl Games.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

All You Can Eat