Bistro Browser Pillows

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Great British Eccentrics.

The practical psychopath

Obsession with the Internet.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Myths and legends...

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Customer Convention

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

World politics book: Who's taking out whom

Shakespeare reading.

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."