Brush Buff Pillows

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Champagne Bubble

French horn.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'My dentist recommended it.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Vincent Van Goth.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Arturo Sandoval

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

'Say, when did you last cut your toenails?'

A cocktail in a tuba

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Child Migrants

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

"The foghorn is broken."

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

"Whenever you're ready."

"Just a little bit off the top, please."

"I seriously hope no one messed with my trombone while I was out."

Vincent Discovers Impasto