Digital Display Buff Pillows

"It's for the virtual fireworks."

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Tunnel of TV

Battery Lighthouse

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Homo Zapiens

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Books / Coffee table books

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

Binary Man

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Woman and TV.

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

Presenter Auditions.

COWMIKAZES

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'