Testing Buff Pillows

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

A little bird told me...

Mikado

Deflator mouse

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Un ballo in maschera

Tristan Und Isolde

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'I'm a star!'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

A Cow Striptease

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

Presenter Auditions.

Hollywood producer.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'