Testing Buff Gifts

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Deflator mouse

Mikado

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

A little bird told me...

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Tristan Und Isolde

Un ballo in maschera

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Presenter Auditions.

A Cow Striptease

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I'm a star!'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

Hollywood producer.

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

The Shakespeares Dine Out.