Exam Buff Gifts

'I'm just studying for my eye exam.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Doggone

Cat Burglar

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Good luck with all the revision...

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Always with the String Theory."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Roget's Pet

"We thought this was more realistic."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

A school of fish.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'