University Buff Gifts

"Always with the String Theory."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Boy asking a servent whether her father went to oxford or cambridge

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

Guillaume Bude

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"That is an outrageous slur."

Paul Ree

"Yes, one is a dog."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'