Experimentation Buff Gifts

"Now, will you admit you were wrong!?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

At the Museum

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Apples for sale

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

God Sneezes Out Creation

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

You must be this tall.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."