Methodology Buff Gifts

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Meet the author"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Moses' Tablet