Methodology Enthusiast Gifts

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Early Programmers.

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Plasma Ball

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

Undercover Biophysicists

'And this is scraps.'

Plasma Ball

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'