Methodology Master Gifts

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"Dr Anderson, a dash of this and a pinch of that is not the way we operate here."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

Project Manager Showdown

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"