Medicine Master Gifts

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

"If you find anything else wrong, just go ahead and fix it."

Angel of Death dangles a carrot on a stick.

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"I have good news and bad news. The good news is I can give you pills to help with the bad news."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Man and brain

Project Manager Showdown

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Ah Ha!

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"