Medical Maestros Gifts

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Project Manager Showdown

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"This is a teaching hospital."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Med School Mascots.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

Employees need to be treated like adults...

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

"If you find anything else wrong, just go ahead and fix it."