Medic Master Gifts

"You fix computers, and I fix people. Judging by the shape you're in, my job will be a lot more challenging than yours."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Keyworker

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Cuba applauds its doctors

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Project Manager Showdown

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."