Medical Maestro Gifts

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"The secret to his success? He's diversified."

'Doctor on beck and call'

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

For goodness SAKE Mr. Halson,Stop TURNING your head! A doctor trying to check the throat of a sideshow alley clown

'I don't like to waste my GPs time so I always try and make sure there's something wrong with me when I see him.'

Fellow surgeon still hasn't repaid the money I loaned him. Must find way to let feelings about the matter be known.

"They told me you'd fix me."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

"Lucky Guess."

Project Manager Showdown

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Computer Music

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

IRS tax instructions.

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

'You have clinical lycanthropy. It's a psychiatric syndrome in which a person has a delusion that they are an animal.'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Employees need to be treated like adults...