Medical Maestro T-Shirts

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"The secret to his success? He's diversified."

'Doctor on beck and call'

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

For goodness SAKE Mr. Halson,Stop TURNING your head! A doctor trying to check the throat of a sideshow alley clown

'I don't like to waste my GPs time so I always try and make sure there's something wrong with me when I see him.'

Fellow surgeon still hasn't repaid the money I loaned him. Must find way to let feelings about the matter be known.

"They told me you'd fix me."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Project Manager Showdown

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

"Lucky Guess."

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

Computer Music

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

IRS tax instructions.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"And that's why we don't have nice things."