Medical Master Gifts

'I'll be with you shortly, just keep worrying.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Project Manager Showdown

Important Muscles.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

"If you find anything else wrong, just go ahead and fix it."