Medical Appointment Master Gifts

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Obama Healthcare.

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. Then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

Hair Traffic control.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'Lost Diary'

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