Medical Appointment Master Gifts

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"What's a debenture?"

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Obama Healthcare.

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

Hair Traffic control.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

'Lost Diary'

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."