Medication Master Gifts

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

'The brand name is $57.50 and the generic is $32, but I can give you the placebo for only $14.95'

'Now, what did I do with that medication that's for improving memory?'

"My job is to confirm your 15 prescriptions are compatible."

"This drug has such pleasant side effects I consider them value-added."

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

"It seems like prescription drugs have gotten a little pricey of late."

'Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquillizers.'

'Take two of these after I leave the room.'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"I am quite healthy you know...I only take one tablet each day."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Witch's Brew.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Victorious Vaccination Campaign