Medication Master Mugs

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

'The brand name is $57.50 and the generic is $32, but I can give you the placebo for only $14.95'

'Now, what did I do with that medication that's for improving memory?'

"My job is to confirm your 15 prescriptions are compatible."

"This drug has such pleasant side effects I consider them value-added."

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

'Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquillizers.'

'Take two of these after I leave the room.'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"I am quite healthy you know...I only take one tablet each day."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Witch's Brew.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

Side Effects

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

My Cauldron Rules

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."