Medication Manager Gifts

Side Effects

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

Med Alert: Heart Condition, Diabetes, BP/Sugar Meds, Cantankerous.

'Frustrated by Jim's reluctance to take his high blood pressure medicine, Tracy took things into her own hands.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

At the Impatient Pharmacy

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."

"These drugs are nearing their expiry dates - gotta use 'em up!"

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

"Don't panic. I'm looking up the side effects."

"Ms. Mims will help you arrance financing."

Shortage of medicines

"You forgot to pick up my prescription, didn't you?"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

King Solomon's Pollster.

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

"Well TECHNICALLY he might be DEAD, but accordinh to the hospital's new patient satisfaction metrics he's pretty damned pleased about it."

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.