Medication Manager Gifts

Side Effects

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

Med Alert: Heart Condition, Diabetes, BP/Sugar Meds, Cantankerous.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

At the Impatient Pharmacy

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

"Don't panic. I'm looking up the side effects."

"Ms. Mims will help you arrance financing."

Shortage of medicines

"You forgot to pick up my prescription, didn't you?"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

King Solomon's Pollster.

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

"Well TECHNICALLY he might be DEAD, but accordinh to the hospital's new patient satisfaction metrics he's pretty damned pleased about it."

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."