Medication Management Master Gifts

It's a new electronic child-proof pill container

"Sure, I can recommend some mental exercises. Try memorizing all the prescription drugs I have you on."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

Side Effects

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"If you find anything else wrong, just go ahead and fix it."

"Your report card says you don't interact well with other medications."

"And when you finish curing all your patients we would like you to sort out climate change. . ."

"I have prescribed something to make you sleep better! Be careful not to take too many! If you do this side effect is headaches!"

"Don't panic. I'm looking up the side effects."

"You fix computers, and I fix people. Judging by the shape you're in, my job will be a lot more challenging than yours."

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

"This drug has such pleasant side effects I consider them value-added."

Forewarned is forearmed.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'I'll be with you shortly, just keep worrying.'

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

Come over here.

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'