Morphology Master Gifts

Department of Linguistics.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'I've discovered you have feet of clay.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Life Remaining Progress Bar

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

Bureau of Red Tape

'I'm just not keen.'

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

'Put it under my microscope!'

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

Louis Pasteur Caricature

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

Norse God

Jackson Pollock.

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'