Mixology Master Gifts

"Looks like the bar has been raised."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

In and Out Martini

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Final Exam. Bartending School. No. A "dirty martini" is not just a martini in a dirty glass.

'I'm meeting my boss here in about a half hour. Three more of these and I just might be able to tolerate him.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

'You'll have to take it outside.'

'For heaven's sale, man, we're drinkies, not foodies!'

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Cocktail

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Shaken not stirred

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"An everything Martini, please."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

The Martini is invented.

Baloneystini

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'