Mixology Wizard Gifts

'Larry That's not how you make a dirty martini'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

Baloneystini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

PIna Colada

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."