Mixology Explorer Gifts

'Gimme an anxyldroxyloz straight up with a twist!'

'I feel sick...I hope I'm not getting that Norovirus.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

Baloneystini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

PIna Colada

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."