Mixology Enthusiast Gifts

Mini Bar

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

'No, I'm not here to grant your wishes. I'm here to tell you that you've had way too much to drink and you're starting to hallucinate!'

A man at the bar

House Party Punch

"New cocktail shaker, Floyd?"

You can never over garnish!

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

Social worker wanted. Must be able to mix drinks.

'Just a glass of water with a treble whiskey mixer. . .'

Bar Therapy

Joe's Bar - Not recommended if you are pregnant or may become pregnant.

"Shaketh."

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

Uh

What the @#$% else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?

Actually, it's not the tequila talking, it's the beer. It's a cute little ventriloquism act they worked up together. ? ?

I wish it were age-appropriate for you to make me a martini. How are you, anyway? Do you want that in people years, wolverine years or bartender years?

Carl's Hands Off!!

Whitehouse Bartender

"Lately, every day seems like the longest day of the year."

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.