Mixology Enthusiast Pillows

Mini Bar

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

'No, I'm not here to grant your wishes. I'm here to tell you that you've had way too much to drink and you're starting to hallucinate!'

A man at the bar

House Party Punch

"New cocktail shaker, Floyd?"

You can never over garnish!

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

Social worker wanted. Must be able to mix drinks.

'Just a glass of water with a treble whiskey mixer. . .'

Bar Therapy

Joe's Bar - Not recommended if you are pregnant or may become pregnant.

"Shaketh."

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

Carl's Hands Off!!

Whitehouse Bartender

"Lately, every day seems like the longest day of the year."

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

Shaken not stirred

You're the botanicals in my gin

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"