Mixology Buff Pillows

Alcoholidays.

Just married.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Baloneystini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

PIna Colada

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."