Mixology Aficionado Pillows

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

"I'm on a vodka diet-lost two weeks already!"

"I refuse to answer the question on the advice of my bartender, Senator."

"We don't do dry Martinis here, they're all wet!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

You're the olive in my martini

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

The Martini is invented.

Baloneystini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'