Mixology Aficionado Mugs

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

"I'm on a vodka diet-lost two weeks already!"

"I refuse to answer the question on the advice of my bartender, Senator."

"We don't do dry Martinis here, they're all wet!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

You're the olive in my martini

Baloneystini

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

The Martini is invented.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'