Methodical Mind Admirer Gifts

Oswald was a very methodical gunfighter.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

That shows business confidence.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

"But is it..?"

Shaker Cornucopia

'Huh! Nobody home!'

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

"It says, 'During the Barcelona period he became enamored of the possibilities inherent in virgin space. With a courage-born of the most profound respect for the enigma of the inponderable, he produced, at this time, a series of canvases in which there exists solely an expanse of pregnant white.'"

Bertrand Russell

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

"Is that all you can say—'It's not messy'?"

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

"I started out looking for an honest man and settled for a guy with creative bookkeeping skills."

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"I like how you keep things simple."

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

'I see tragedy in your future...and let me say that I am an agent for a major TV network which wants an exclusive on the event...'

"So, once again, we have agreed to disagree."

Fortune telling

"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."

Zen Buddhist Diary

Deepwater Fish