Manliness Admirer Gifts

Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

Love

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

Alpha males through the ages!

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Ping Pong Handshake.

Tip responsibly

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'He's almost human.'

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

"I forgot my phone."

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

'I'm getting kind of bored, Jim. Can I put you on hold?'

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

"A lot of people say that absence is my best feature."

True Modesty.

If golfers were honest with themselves.

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

'It's a 4-hr DVD on the proper way to hold a wine glass - plus a free 2-year subscription to How to Hold A Wine Glass Magazine!'

'She's going to be a TV presenter.'