Manliness Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the manliness philosopher? Explore products that blend humor, wisdom, and a touch of sophistication. Perfect for the thinker who appreciates a clever joke or a profound quote, our collection champions the blend of masculine charm and intellectual curiosity. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, find something that matches his contemplative style and love for philosophical banter.

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"Many of you were weirded out by Monday's 'Randy's Man Lessons.'"

"Many of you were weirded out by Monday's 'Randy's Man Lessons.'" mockup

"Many of you were weirded out by Monday's 'Randy's Man Lessons.'" mockup

"Many of you were weirded out by Monday's 'Randy's Man Lessons.'" mockup

"Many of you were weirded out by Monday's 'Randy's Man Lessons.'" mockup

"Many of you were weirded out by Monday's 'Randy's Man Lessons.'"

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"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?" mockup

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?" mockup

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?" mockup

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?" mockup

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

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"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it." mockup

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it." mockup

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it." mockup

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it." mockup

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

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'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.' mockup

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.' mockup

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.' mockup

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.' mockup

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

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'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.' mockup

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.' mockup

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.' mockup

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.' mockup

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

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"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game." mockup

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game." mockup

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game." mockup

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game." mockup

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

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Mass Confucian mockup

Mass Confucian mockup

Mass Confucian mockup

Mass Confucian mockup

Mass Confucian

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The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma. mockup

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma. mockup

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma. mockup

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma. mockup

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

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'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.'

'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.' mockup

'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.' mockup

'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.' mockup

'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.' mockup

'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.'

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"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else." mockup

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else." mockup

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else." mockup

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else." mockup

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

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"Death is bad" - Confucius as a child.

"Death is bad" - Confucius as a child. mockup

"Death is bad" - Confucius as a child. mockup

"Death is bad" - Confucius as a child. mockup

"Death is bad" - Confucius as a child. mockup

"Death is bad" - Confucius as a child.

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"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'." mockup

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'." mockup

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'." mockup

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'." mockup

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

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A person is reading another person's thoughts.

A person is reading another person's thoughts. mockup

A person is reading another person's thoughts. mockup

A person is reading another person's thoughts. mockup

A person is reading another person's thoughts. mockup

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

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"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!" mockup

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!" mockup

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!" mockup

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!" mockup

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

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'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?' mockup

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?' mockup

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?' mockup

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?' mockup

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

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Men's Fragrances

Men's Fragrances mockup

Men's Fragrances mockup

Men's Fragrances mockup

Men's Fragrances mockup

Men's Fragrances

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Post-Hypnotic Suggestion

Post-Hypnotic Suggestion mockup

Post-Hypnotic Suggestion mockup

Post-Hypnotic Suggestion mockup

Post-Hypnotic Suggestion mockup

Post-Hypnotic Suggestion

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Doing to many good turns can make you dizzy.

Doing to many good turns can make you dizzy. mockup

Doing to many good turns can make you dizzy. mockup

Doing to many good turns can make you dizzy. mockup

Doing to many good turns can make you dizzy. mockup

Doing to many good turns can make you dizzy.

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'I don't actually do evil any more. I lobby congressmen.'

'I don't actually do evil any more. I lobby congressmen.' mockup

'I don't actually do evil any more. I lobby congressmen.' mockup

'I don't actually do evil any more. I lobby congressmen.' mockup

'I don't actually do evil any more. I lobby congressmen.' mockup

'I don't actually do evil any more. I lobby congressmen.'

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Sadly this is about as exciting as life gets for most cows...and some people.

Sadly this is about as exciting as life gets for most cows...and some people. mockup

Sadly this is about as exciting as life gets for most cows...and some people. mockup

Sadly this is about as exciting as life gets for most cows...and some people. mockup

Sadly this is about as exciting as life gets for most cows...and some people. mockup

Sadly this is about as exciting as life gets for most cows...and some people.

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'No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.'

'No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.' mockup

'No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.' mockup

'No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.' mockup

'No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.' mockup

'No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.'

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A man who sends a fifty-pound note for unpaid income tax

A man who sends a fifty-pound note for unpaid income tax mockup

A man who sends a fifty-pound note for unpaid income tax mockup

A man who sends a fifty-pound note for unpaid income tax mockup

A man who sends a fifty-pound note for unpaid income tax mockup

A man who sends a fifty-pound note for unpaid income tax

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"Studly"? mockup

"Studly"? mockup

"Studly"? mockup

"Studly"? mockup

"Studly"?

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'James is very persuasive.'

'James is very persuasive.' mockup

'James is very persuasive.' mockup

'James is very persuasive.' mockup

'James is very persuasive.' mockup

'James is very persuasive.'

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"That's interesting. My parents did spank."

"That's interesting. My parents did spank." mockup

"That's interesting. My parents did spank." mockup

"That's interesting. My parents did spank." mockup

"That's interesting. My parents did spank." mockup

"That's interesting. My parents did spank."

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"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?"

"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?" mockup

"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?" mockup

"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?" mockup

"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?" mockup

"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?"

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"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed."

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed." mockup

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed." mockup

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed." mockup

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed." mockup

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed."

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Manliness Philosopher Gifts Collection

Manliness Philosopher Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more witty and philosophical designs that celebrate manliness and intellect.

Manliness Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows that combine comfort and cleverness, perfect for a space filled with masculine charm and wisdom.

Manliness Philosopher Prints

Browse our art prints for inspiring and witty designs that resonate with the contemplative manliness enthusiast.

Manliness Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that showcase humorous takes on masculinity and philosophical insights for the modern thinker.