Masculinity Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that embodies wisdom and strength? Our collection for the masculinity philosopher features clever, thoughtful designs that honor the courage and intellectual depth of true thinkers. Perfect for those who appreciate wit, wisdom, and a touch of rugged charm, our products tap into the essence of masculine philosophy. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these gifts bring philosophical inspiration and a nod to traditional masculinity, making them ideal for the introspective or intellectually curious.

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"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?"

"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?" mockup

"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?"

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"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

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'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....' mockup

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

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Vendor selling testosterone.

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Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone mockup

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

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"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game." mockup

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

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"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..." mockup

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

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"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!" mockup

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

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"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone." mockup

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."

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'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.' mockup

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

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"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation." mockup

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

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'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?' mockup

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

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Crocodile Tie

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"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen." mockup

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

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Men's Fragrances

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'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.' mockup

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

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"Baby it's cold outside..."

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"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?" mockup

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

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"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it." mockup

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

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Although supportive of the feminist cause,Jacques hated being distracted by pretty faces when studying the young Marx."

Although supportive of the feminist cause,Jacques hated being distracted by pretty faces when studying the young Marx." mockup

Although supportive of the feminist cause,Jacques hated being distracted by pretty faces when studying the young Marx."

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'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'

'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.' mockup

'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'

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"You know, Ben, it's really cute how secure you are in your sexuality."

"You know, Ben, it's really cute how secure you are in your sexuality." mockup

"You know, Ben, it's really cute how secure you are in your sexuality."

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"Studly"?

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Macho fishing.

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The New Man

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"Man-to-man talk, Randy." "Proceed, friend." "If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers...would it be manlier to run away to a country that has no extradition treaty with the ours, or to weasel out of it by ratting out an even bigger tax cheat?" "Or, would it be manlier to frame the auditor for a crime he didn't commit?" "Gonna have to take a day to think about this one."

"Man-to-man talk, Randy." "Proceed, friend." "If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers...would it be manlier to run away to a country that has no extradition treaty with the ours, or to weasel out of it by ratting out an even bigger tax cheat?" "Or, would it be manlier to frame the auditor for a crime he didn't commit?" "Gonna have to take a day to think about this one."

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