Masculinity Debater Gifts

"O.K., let's confront the issues of masculinity!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"It seems your polls have slumped ever since that issue with the washing up."

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

The girl with the most curves.

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

"I'm sick of your white male privilege."

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'

'From a purely financial standpoint, talking other people's money is just good business.'

Inflatable Guys For The Ladies

"I want you to follow my husband everywhere he goes and nag him."

'I tell you, Mrs. Jones has got her raise just because of her professional competence - there's NO other reason, Mr. Katsinski'!

'Listen, I know she's a useless secretary but since I employed her no man has taken a single day off.'

'Do you ever think Mature is kind of an odd way to classify video games?'

"Man-to-man talk, Randy." "Proceed, friend." "If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers...would it be manlier to run away to a country that has no extradition treaty with the ours, or to weasel out of it by ratting out an even bigger tax cheat?" "Or, would it be manlier to frame the auditor for a crime he didn't commit?" "Gonna have to take a day to think about this one."

"It might be considered a hate crime, so tell me honestly. Did you shoot your husband because of his gender?"

"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?"

Evidence that women are more intelligent than men. . .

"We aim to win the battle of the sexes."

"'Macho Soap'! For the house husband who wants red, raw, rough hands!"

'Macho man - you're out! We want a different image. . . We're using a 'new' man now - sensitive, gentle, debonair. . .and here he comes.'

Transvestite restrooms.