Philosopher Of Gender Gifts

The Men's Movement

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

All Hail the Matriarchy

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

Menu, Womenu.

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. I - The Parliamentary Female

Female Boss 3

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

HornyWood

"Say something 'typically male'. . . I want to test my new translation app."

"You aren't one of those fish that's going to change sexes, are you?"

Fem2Fem Therapy

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

Siggy