Gender Theorists Gifts

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

International Women's Day.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

All Hail the Matriarchy

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"How is it gendered?"

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

His & hers towels.

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

Complaints departement for men and women.

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."