Gender Philosophers Gifts

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

"Do you know its sexual identity?"

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

Menu, Womenu.

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

HornyWood

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"Say something 'typically male'. . . I want to test my new translation app."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"You aren't one of those fish that's going to change sexes, are you?"

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

How Gender is Assigned at Birth

"Our tribe is like most others. The men hunt and the women gather."

Cocktails and Beer

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

A piano with female legs.

Ha ha, you run like a girl fish!

Always right.

Regendering Christmas

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

Our tests indicate that you're a woman trapped in a man's body. I'd like to demand a sperm-count recount.

Shows Targeted to men/Shows targeted to women

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'