Gender Theorists Mugs

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

International Women's Day.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"How is it gendered?"

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

His & hers towels.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Complaints departement for men and women.

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'