Mini Gender Theorists Mugs

"We're playing house and Joey wants to be the Boss...but boys can't be the mommy, right?"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Men explained.

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Complaints departement for men and women.

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

"Say something 'typically male'. . . I want to test my new translation app."

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"You aren't one of those fish that's going to change sexes, are you?"

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

Large book is labelled 'What Women Want' and much thinner book is labelled 'What Men Want'.

Always right.

A piano with female legs.

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

How Gender is Assigned at Birth

'Oh no, not you again,'

Ha ha, you run like a girl fish!

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

Department of Gender Studies

Every wife's dream conversation.

Our tests indicate that you're a woman trapped in a man's body. I'd like to demand a sperm-count recount.

"I'm a woman...and yourself?"

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

". . . and you are from earth?"