Mini Gender Theorists Mugs

"We're playing house and Joey wants to be the Boss...but boys can't be the mommy, right?"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Men explained.

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Complaints departement for men and women.

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"Say something 'typically male'. . . I want to test my new translation app."

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"You aren't one of those fish that's going to change sexes, are you?"

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

Large book is labelled 'What Women Want' and much thinner book is labelled 'What Men Want'.

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

How Gender is Assigned at Birth

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

Always right.

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

'Oh no, not you again,'

A piano with female legs.

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Department of Gender Studies

Every wife's dream conversation.

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

". . . and you are from earth?"

"We don't need no stinkin' equal rights amendment..."