Masculinity Gifts

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Studly"?

Moustache movement. - No. I

'That's what I call macho. . .That's George. Jogging home from his vasectomy.'

Bible Studly

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"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

"Sipsies?"

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

Crocodile Tie

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

Men's Fragrances

'Sure you can cry if you want to. Crying is right near the top of our 'acceptable behavior' list.'

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

Macho fishing.

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'

"You know, Ben, it's really cute how secure you are in your sexuality."

'I couldn't put it down.'

"Okay boys, time to maintain a delicate ecological balance between man and beast."

The New Man

"Man-to-man talk, Randy." "Proceed, friend." "If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers...would it be manlier to run away to a country that has no extradition treaty with the ours, or to weasel out of it by ratting out an even bigger tax cheat?" "Or, would it be manlier to frame the auditor for a crime he didn't commit?" "Gonna have to take a day to think about this one."

"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?"

"O.K., let's confront the issues of masculinity!"

Feminine Side Shadow

"O.K. boys, this is where we find out if we're REAL men!"

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