Masculinity Myth Buster Gifts

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

Vendor selling testosterone.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Bigfoot tracks...

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Ostrich Curoisities

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

The Zombie Awakes...

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Real men cry these days....."

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'