New Masculinity Advocate Gifts

"Real men cry these days....."

PSA Banter.

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."

The Evolution Of Manhood

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

It's a girl! Trapped inside a boy's body.

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

Crocodile Tie

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

Men's Fragrances

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XI. - The barrister.

'Sure you can cry if you want to. Crying is right near the top of our 'acceptable behavior' list.'

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

"...There just aren't many emotions that are socially 'correct' for men to express publicly."

"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."

Mustaches Flying South After November

'We're leaving you two!'

'It's the guy code.'

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

'Watch your step in there -- He just had a skirt-blower installed.'

'Nothing about ordaining women?'

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'