New Masculinity Advocate Mugs

"Real men cry these days....."

PSA Banter.

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."

The Evolution Of Manhood

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

It's a girl! Trapped inside a boy's body.

I saw that! Saw what? You just had tears in your eyes. The end of the movie made you cry! Did not. Why not just admit it? What's the big deal? It was a sad movie and you cried. It happens to everyone. You think you're above normal emotions? Are you better than the rest of us?! No. Fine, okay. It was sad. Maybe my eyes were a little moist. Girly man! Look at the crying girly man! Can't win.

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

Crocodile Tie

You say the plumage has lasted longer than four hours?

Men's Fragrances

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XI. - The barrister.

'Sure you can cry if you want to. Crying is right near the top of our 'acceptable behavior' list.'

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

"...There just aren't many emotions that are socially 'correct' for men to express publicly."

'Watch your step in there -- He just had a skirt-blower installed.'

"A woman secretary of state? Maybe when they find ice on the moon."

Mustaches Flying South After November

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."

'We're leaving you two!'

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

'It's the guy code.'