Men's Group Advocate Gifts

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

PSA Banter.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

30 Days Has Movember

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"Real men cry these days....."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

Last Blue Tuna.

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

The Evolution Of Manhood

You say the plumage has lasted longer than four hours?

Just married

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

"You’ll have better luck if you don’t eat the bait."

'In my experience, common sense is far from common. . .'

"I relapsed."

'Sure you can cry if you want to. Crying is right near the top of our 'acceptable behavior' list.'

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

Apathy support group - no one turns up.

"...There just aren't many emotions that are socially 'correct' for men to express publicly."

As a urologist, I'm naturally curious about your tee shirt, Mr. Fusco. It's just my way of saying, "nothing to see here!" #1 prostate.

Movember

What of the Homeless Rich Folks?

'We're leaving you two!'

"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."

'It's the guy code.'