Men's Health Advocate Gifts

PSA Banter.

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

It's a great idea Movember, but it never would have worked in the 80s.

"...There just aren't many emotions that are socially 'correct' for men to express publicly."

Mustaches Flying South After November

You say the plumage has lasted longer than four hours?

Hey, little buddy. Did you know that men often confuse a heart attack with a bout of constipation. Go away, Randy! That's why so many men who croak from heart attacks are found in the loo. Go away! The first responders are on their way. I haven't been in here that long!

Happy Movember

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Movember

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Prostate: 51st State

Vaccine

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Men's Health Screenings.