Male Health Advocate Gifts

Movember

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our war is against cancer."

PSA Banter.

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Try thinking about something else."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Obama Healthcare.

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Vaccine

Covid and the Vaccines

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

Prostate: 51st State

"Am I sensing fear?"

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Budget

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Doctors Discussion