Macho Myth Buster Gifts

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Important Muscles.

Macho Vegetarian

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Alpha males through the ages!

"This is all my own hair."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

'I have to convince him it's not going to ruin his macho image if he bunts.'

'I want my money back -- I'm still a wuss.'

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

Office worker leans back on chair. Woman says: 'Sorry, but that does not make you a risk-taker.'

Soft answer that turneth away wrath bar and grill...formerly, Salty's

"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?"

'That's what I call macho. . .That's George. Jogging home from his vasectomy.'

The men thing...

'In my experience, two types of men order pink squirrels. First, there's the guy who's secure enough about his masculinity that he doesn't care what people think. And then there's the guy like you...'

"Now that's a splinter."

The real reason why men shoot animals.

'What? You wanna piece of me too, Bub?'

"Yes, it's a girls drink. But the fact that I'm an alcoholic makes it hardcore."